Steampunk Stasis Minimalist

Welcome to the most underwhelming experience in time travel.

Our timepiece is stuck on repeat, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over.

Because who needs change, really?

Try our "Time Loop" feature:

Go back in time... again

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic:

Loop-the-loop, loop-the-loop, loop-the-loop...

Warning: excessive use may lead to:

Visit us again in... 5 minutes.